Smile Contest 2

"So I married a serial killer"

Roger Whittaker cassette box

Two entire rows dedicated to Roger? what he has 3 of each recordings? Poor Don Williams(whoever he is) only has one. Roger Whittaker? really?

THe Dude Abides?

what does a family tree and a rowboat have in common? I don't know either

Romy and Michelle

Can you guess which one created Post-it's?

Cobra Kai!

Smile Contest!

I believe We has us a Winner!

Charlotte's Lunesta

can't imagine why one would donate this masterpiece?

Jesus Schmesus

Now this is how the world was born.

So, let's review. We have a large plastic "frame" with center missing. At the bottom there are angels reading what I assume is the Bible. On the sides we have 2 unicorns. In the center, the earth. Clearly this must be how the world was created.

Now that Nazereth Song keeps playing in my head!

Early Bird Special!

I'm not sure if I'm Moses,Jesus or Ernest Hemmingway? and who's this woman kneeling next to me"

Julian & John

have been known to frequent Slabtown....

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

peanut butter, jelly with a baseball bat!

Danger Zone!

Bank Left "Iceman" and quit clinching your Teeth!

faces of death

Pretty much.

Clownie

I bought this, just to scare people with. It's also balding under that knit cap.

full of grace!

If you haven't seen the movie Pecker, well then never mind.

These made excellent gifts at Marci and Austins most excellent Christmas Party...... the 99 cent gift extravaganza. What you can't see on Seashell Jesus (right) is that he's missing all his fingers, except the middle one.

listen

Do you want to know a secret? (NOOOOO!!!!!)

this is why I have nightmares about children

fathers day gifts

If your Dad is into polluting the Earth..

(Oil Spill tie WTF!?!?!)


OR if your Dad owns a nuclear energy plant, or perhaps if you are the illegitimate child of Mr. Burns.